On July 27th, Variety magazine reported that the singer/songwriter Rhianna will be making her acting debut in the adaption of the board game "Battleship." So far she is part of the official cast of currently 3 person cast. Joining actors Taylor Kitsch and Alexander Skarsgard.
Before deciding if it was a good idea to start an acting career in a movie based on a fu**ing board game, i would like to state a few things.
First, this adaption of the Milton-Bradley board game will, in fact, NOT be about a few ships shooting at random areas on a map until they hit something. Instead, it will be about the "Destroyer" a 500 foot long naval battleship which encounter a FLEET OF ALIENS. I would continue but first i must warn you of the graphic nature of retardedness you are about to encounter. Now, the naval warship must engage in battle with the alien fleet and must battle over earths seas.
I would go into much more detail about the movie but that is not this blogs goal. In my next blog, i will review and give my thoughts on the movie Battleship
My Decision
Hell no, Rhianna isn't even the bad person here. No one gets the big picture though. This is only one of four movies in a contract with Milton-Bradley, the other three being Transformers, G.I. Joes, and the up-and-coming MONOPOLY MOVIE. Rhianna just shouldn't start off her major motion picture acting job with BATTLE-FU**ING-SHIP. Those other two that HAVE been released haven't been praised that much though.
